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Ninja Assassin

This is a flick that breaks down into three unequal parts. The first is the ninja's back story and it's pretty terrific. Creds to the screenwriter Matthew Sand. The second part is basically a bloody videogame which should appeal to bloody videogame players. The third part is talky and murky and concerns a government agency. The performances here are bad, and it looks like it was shot by a daytime soap opera director.

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Old Dogs

Do you have a friend who says things that are goofy/funny sometimes, but really embarrassing at other times, and doesn't seem to know the difference? That's this movie.

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